Dirty Bad Wrong Jade West Books
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They call him Masque. I call him God. The man I want to consume me, own me, break me and corrupt me. Yet I've never seen his face. His body ripples like an Adonis, sculpted in steel and dripping in sin. His flesh is inked with the mark of the chimera - one body, two very different halves. He plays hard. He plays rough. He has no limits. He's so fucking dirty bad wrong. But I love him for it. *** Lydia Marsh is always the strong one. The girl who never breaks, and sure as hell never cries. She's got it all - the perfect little life in cosy suburbia, with her perfectly nice boyfriend, and their perfectly sufficient sex life. She's even got her perfect little career plan all wrapped up at Trial Run Software Group. But when it all falls apart, and Lydia's pretty, green eyes are fixed on a brutally sexual stranger - the man they call Masque - she comes to suspect that being strong isn't all it's cracked up to be. For now Lydia wants something she's never wanted before... And she wants Masque to give it to her. **Warning - this novel contains graphic sex, and hardcore elements of BDSM. There are scenes of violence (consensual) as well as sexual practices some readers may find offensive. If you aren't turned on by dirty bad wrong sex then please walk on by. Thank you.**
Dirty Bad Wrong Jade West Books
Sometimes you read a book so awful that you almost need a new rating system to express how bad it really is. DIRTY BAD WRONG, which should be called DIRTY BAD GROSS, falls under that category. It reads like FIFTY SHADES OF GREY fanfic, like someone read E.L. James's book and thought to herself, "Hmm, this is pretty messed up - but I could write something even more messed up!" If you think I'm kidding, there's even a FSoG reference in here, as if the author herself was like, "Didn't you get it? Didn't you get my clever joke??"THIS IS ME LAUGHING:
😒
Amazon pulls a lot of my erotica reviews for being too "racy" so let's see if I can swallow some of my rage and keep this G-rated.
Lydia works at a software company and is sad because she just found out her boyfriend cheated on her and possibly got another woman pregnant. She ends up falling hard for her boss, James, the CTO of her software company. But James has secrets, too - by night, he goes to this erotic club where he tortures women sexually under the name "Masque." Also, he gets off on making people cry and wants to lick their tears when he sees them.
The problems start pretty early on with some of the grossest sex scenes I have ever read. If you are curious, you can check out my Goodreads status updates for direct quotes, but they involve words like "squelched" and "sluprs" and "thwacky." Oh - and my personal favorite, "a hungry baby with teeth" and, "filthy brown lips" to refer to something that isn't a mouth. Guess what it is. GUESS.
The problems continue when James and Lydia want to get together. James and his friend are gleeful over the fact that Lydia used to self-harm, because apparently to them, cutting = a sign of enjoying pain in bed. Which, no - and also, the fact that NEITHER of them expresses any real concern over this is incredibly disturbing to me, since a real Dom would either a) be reluctant or b) be hyper-vigilant about initiating a relationship INVOLVING PAIN AND HARM with someone who used to do that to themselves. But not James. James is just like, "Ka-ching." (Insert swearing here.)
But Lydia is also a jerk. When talking to James's friend, Bex - the same friend who gleefully reported to James about Lydia's self-harm, I might add - she tells Bex that she wants to get with Masque. Bex (who knows Masque's real identity), tells her that if she wants to get with Masque, she must first seduce James. Lydia makes a joke about date rape and asks if Bex has any roofies. Bex finds this so amusing and tells Lydia that she won't need them. What. The. (Insert swearing here.)
Masque is into some pretty non-standard stuff, and while I didn't find this "offensive" as the author warns in her little author's note on Goodreads, I did side-eye it a little, because that author's note does not really prepare you for women getting whacked (sorry, I mean "thwacked") on their hoohahs with metal rulers and the enthusiastic pee-drinking that happens in the last act of the book, all with some of the most unfortunate phrasing and disgusting metaphors possible. Are we all being trolled? Maybe. All I know is, I thought this book was DIRTY BAD STUPID, and I'll be giving the rest of her books a hard pass.
1 out of 5 stars
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Dirty Bad Wrong Jade West Books Reviews
Well the title of this book says it all. Dirty Bad Wrong is exactly that. Before I go any further you can choose to read the mild spoiler for yourself, or not, and decide if you can go further with this book.
*MILD SPOILER*
If drinking urine is a hard limit for you, move along. This one isn't for you.
*End spoiler*
Our main characters Lydia/Cat and James/Masque are both out of relationships with unfaithful partners. Neither want a relationship. James is set against having any type of relationship with someone he works with ever again. In fact he refuses to get involved in any way with anyone he even knows. But when he sees our h crying he's hooked because he craves tears above all else. He does his best to avoid her but can seem to help himself when she's around.
After a night when the two make a terrible mistake and sleep together, they ultimately decide to try a relationship of sorts where they are only together at the club. Outside of it everything must remain professional. Enter kinky, freaky scenes.
One thing that I hated about this book was that he was married but only on paper. Unfortunately at the end he's still married and there's no talk about divorce. I understand this is not a "normal" romance but that still bothered me.
This story is extreme bdsm with very violent scenes. I don't find anything wrong with this as long as both parties are consenting. He is into some seriously freaky kinks. The author is very brave to write this book that is soo very WRONG.
I am so in love with this book. Heed the Waring of Dirty Bad Wrong because this book has a very heavy BDSM scenes. Lydia is usually the girl who keeps it all together Never breaks and defiantly never lets anyone see her if it does happen. She seems to have it all a great job, very nice place, and a great boyfriend so she thought. Then it all falls to the ground. All she is left with is a great job and a giant suitcase that screams " My life is crap". So at the time her only option is to go on into work, with suitcase in tow. No one will be there right!? Once she gets there it is all quiet and she finally breaks down in the breakroom...that's when she realizes she's is not the only one in the building . Also there is her ever so handsome brooding boss James.
James is the type of man who stays to himself. Never lets anyone get too close. Because it happened once and didn't turn out so well for him in the end. He always comes into work early for the alone time and quiet while he works. Then one morning he runs into this beautiful green eyed woman crying in the company breakroom. He tries to ignore the instant something that she evokes in him but in the end he cant just leave a lady crying, right? SO he speaks to her and then offers to put her things in his office so she wont get questions all day about what is going on. Then for some unknown reason to him he even helps her find a place to live with his good friend Raven.
Raven introduce Lydia to a whole new world of sexuality. Raven is a Mistress at a local BDSM club and brings Lydia along. Once there Lydia sees a man that takes her breath away. Domineering in a way she never knew she wanted a way she never knew she NEEDED. There is only 1 problem he wears a mask and goes by the stage name Masque. She knows she wants him and all that he can give her, but Raven is not so sure. Lydian also is developing feelings for her boos James he has helped her so much and that and him means to world to her, but she also wants Masque too. She needs what he can give her. Lydia has always been the girl to keep it all together and everyone knows that but no one knows how she keeps it all together. Could Masque help her find a different way, and if he can then what about James. Will she be able to have it all?!?
Sometimes you read a book so awful that you almost need a new rating system to express how bad it really is. DIRTY BAD WRONG, which should be called DIRTY BAD GROSS, falls under that category. It reads like FIFTY SHADES OF GREY fanfic, like someone read E.L. James's book and thought to herself, "Hmm, this is pretty messed up - but I could write something even more messed up!" If you think I'm kidding, there's even a FSoG reference in here, as if the author herself was like, "Didn't you get it? Didn't you get my clever joke??"
THIS IS ME LAUGHING
😒
pulls a lot of my erotica reviews for being too "racy" so let's see if I can swallow some of my rage and keep this G-rated.
Lydia works at a software company and is sad because she just found out her boyfriend cheated on her and possibly got another woman pregnant. She ends up falling hard for her boss, James, the CTO of her software company. But James has secrets, too - by night, he goes to this erotic club where he tortures women sexually under the name "Masque." Also, he gets off on making people cry and wants to lick their tears when he sees them.
The problems start pretty early on with some of the grossest sex scenes I have ever read. If you are curious, you can check out my Goodreads status updates for direct quotes, but they involve words like "squelched" and "sluprs" and "thwacky." Oh - and my personal favorite, "a hungry baby with teeth" and, "filthy brown lips" to refer to something that isn't a mouth. Guess what it is. GUESS.
The problems continue when James and Lydia want to get together. James and his friend are gleeful over the fact that Lydia used to self-harm, because apparently to them, cutting = a sign of enjoying pain in bed. Which, no - and also, the fact that NEITHER of them expresses any real concern over this is incredibly disturbing to me, since a real Dom would either a) be reluctant or b) be hyper-vigilant about initiating a relationship INVOLVING PAIN AND HARM with someone who used to do that to themselves. But not James. James is just like, "Ka-ching." (Insert swearing here.)
But Lydia is also a jerk. When talking to James's friend, Bex - the same friend who gleefully reported to James about Lydia's self-harm, I might add - she tells Bex that she wants to get with Masque. Bex (who knows Masque's real identity), tells her that if she wants to get with Masque, she must first seduce James. Lydia makes a joke about date rape and asks if Bex has any roofies. Bex finds this so amusing and tells Lydia that she won't need them. What. The. (Insert swearing here.)
Masque is into some pretty non-standard stuff, and while I didn't find this "offensive" as the author warns in her little author's note on Goodreads, I did side-eye it a little, because that author's note does not really prepare you for women getting whacked (sorry, I mean "thwacked") on their hoohahs with metal rulers and the enthusiastic pee-drinking that happens in the last act of the book, all with some of the most unfortunate phrasing and disgusting metaphors possible. Are we all being trolled? Maybe. All I know is, I thought this book was DIRTY BAD STUPID, and I'll be giving the rest of her books a hard pass.
1 out of 5 stars
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